SPONES.NET

'Twas the night before Sponesmas

And the hull was all decked

No subspace disturbances stirred on the Enterprise

Not even a tribble pecked

Until such a clatter was heard

On the medical deck

Bones awoke without a word

And thought he'd go check

And sure enough with a glimmer in his eye

Was good old Mr. Spock

Beaming onto the bridge

With a little Santa hat on his big Vulcan cock

Bones could hardly believe it

For he could barely have guessed its size

He thought his stockings would be stuffed with coal

Tears of joy filled his eyes

And together they shouted so even Kirk could hear:

Merry Sponesmas to all and to all a good spaceflight!

-- K-Trek, December 2021